postcard and notecard text for 'speed peace'

I hear you can reach
tranquility through meditation, but I'd get there a whole lot faster
if some people would just learn
how to say 'I don't really know'
so we wouldn't have to pretend they did.

 

scary fairy tale, folded card/envelope:

she heard you could reach tranquility through meditation.

she thought she'd get there a hell of a lot faster if people would just learn how to say. 'I don't really know' so she wouldn't go crazy pretending they did.

Inside: can't even think about world peace until the locals behave themselves