It took awhile to get over being disappointed with adulthood. I never expected so many to sneak in so much stuff from their youth. The paths to all the windows and all the doors were crowded with obstacles.
Then I realized how many wouldn't leave their things unattended while I could navigate freely.
It was a breeze to sidestep the clustered cliques and bounce off of the ones too swollen with treasure to budge. And when those big shadows of self-importance rose up to push me around, it only took a clap of delight to make them disappear.
Adulthood, you can imagine, became the very best fun.