postcard|notecard text for 'by my calculations'

i've been fairly accused of
being less than thorough,
rather badly informed, and occasionally,
reluctant to just admit
i'm wrong-for-cryin'-out-loud,

but i've never heard that i
was an opinionated bitch
from anyone i agreed with.

 

scary fairy tale, folded card/envelope

she's been fairly accused of
being less than thorough,
rather badly informed, and occasionally,
reluctant to just admit
she's wrong-for-cryin'-out-loud,

but she's never heard that she's
an opinionated bitch from anyone she agreed with.

Inside: well, not from anyone she agreed with.